Stop The Insanity
I've just about had my fill of Eliot Spitzer, now, his "companion" is getting plastered all over CNN. When will it stop.
Here's a tip Mr. Spitzer. Next time, go to AdamEve.com and buy yourself a toy. Yes, they make them for men too. For $30 you can get something that feels so close to the real thing you'll be amazed. And oh yeah, you'll be saving yourself like $79,970, you won't get busted by the FEDs transporting it over state lines, and you won't lose your job/family/self respect. Blushing at the thought of buying a toy? It's a lot less shameful than a Perp walk.
P.S. Don't forget the KY.
Labels: sex toy, spitzer
