AIG Can't Pay Back US Government, Plots To Destroy World
CNN is reporting that paying back the Federal Goverment is "beyond the earnings ability of the company."
Go ahead and throw up, I know I did. So Chief Executive Dr. Conrad Zimsky is planning on appearing before a House Subcommittee to lay out AIG's plan to destroy the planet, known as "PROJECT DESTINI". Which as everyone knows stands for "Deep Earth Seismic Trigger Initiative"
To stop him, I'm going to need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes and hot pockets.
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