Adrianne Curry posed nude with her best friend in some arty photos for Chris' birthday. The first words out of his mouth are, "I'm a bit disturbed." Which I'll admit were also my first words, but for very different reasons. He is apparently upset because he is worried his gal's a lesbian, I'd have been disturbed I wasn't invited...

I was screaming at the TV for her to pick up the champagne bottle and crack it across his skull. When she went into her room, I was saying, "Good, pack up your stuff and leave his ungrateful @ss behind."

You go girlfriend. Life's short, Live like you wanna live!

P.S. I live in Virginia, come visit, don't forget your friend.

Labels: Adrianne Curry, My Fair Brady