Echo
I went in to the doctor's office today to have the Holter Monitor removed and to get an echocardiogram (A sonogram of the heart).
Echo Lady: Come in, Have a seat young man.
Me: Watch the name calling.
Echo Lady: Why are you here today?
Me: I have a family history of Afib (I explain further)...And I use my heart pretty often.
Echo Lady: That brings me to my next question, Did you bring it with you?
***Later***
Echo Lady: I'm sure you've had lots of Sonograms of your kidneys before, but we don't coddle you here. I bet those other places warmed the gel for you huh.
Me: Yeah, Yoooowwww that's cold.
Echo Lady: Mister big shot rides his bike across the country can't stand a little cold gel?
Me: Low body fat.
Echo Lady: Baby.
